Bullet #2: Gum or mints for bad breath.
I am really wondering who wrote this because I can tell you with complete certainty when I was in labor with Sophie I have no idea if my breath was good,bad or other wise. And I certainly wasn't worried about it. And if it is after labor- why wouldn't you just go brush your teeth? I also have an issue with the snacks part of #2. Most places will not let you eat when in labor. So bringing snacks to "keep your energy up" is pointless.
I also like the light reading material. Cause yeah- you'll have time for that.
And they didn't even put on the list things like a car seat (pretty important!). How about shampoo and conditioner? I mean, you just spent the last 3 hours pushing out a kid that was covered in goo when it came out. But hey, you don't need a shower as long as you have your gum and snacks!
And really- they didn't even include a Samaria sword. What if the zombie apocalypse happened while you were there? You are going to look like a really crappy mother if you have nothing with you to defend your helpless newborn. Just sayin'
Think of Jeff. He has to hear how this is all his fault, and all that other stuff. The least you can do is yell at him with some fresh breath. Jeez.
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