A Compilation of Conversations

There are many things they don't tell you when you become a parent. One is that you will never go to the bathroom alone again.

Sophie: Mommy, what doing?

Me: Mommy's using the potty.

Sophie: Me see! (as she tries to lift my butt off the toilet)

Sophie: Good job, Mommy! Big girl! (She also tells Jeff he is a "Big Girl" when he goes)

Sophie: You need toilet paper? (and I either get the whole roll or one piece)
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Sophie: I watch MICKEY!!!!

Sophie: MOMMY- HOTDOG! (as in the hotdog dance from Mickey)

Sophie: Haw Hu hu hu hu! (Laughing like Goofy)
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In reference to food:

"Me no want this"

"Mmm, mmm good!"

"My belly HAPPY!"

"Me want ice cream!"

"Me want beefy jerky!"

"My have gummy?"

"Tweet? Tweet? TWEET??"
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Me to Sophie: GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! (in reference to chalk, sand, crayons, cat food, dog food and whatever else you can think of.

Repeated constantly through out the day.
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And one with Jeff for fun:

Jeff: How did you fix the lights in the bathroom? (looking very amazed, might I add)

Erin: (looking confused) What do you mean? I changed the bulbs.

Jeff: Oh