Twice!

The is the number of times I threatened to run into car on Nicholasville Rd on purpose. I am going to completely over look the fact I am hormonal and have a short fuse and bitch about why people can't be more courteous when they drive.

The first occurrence happened while I was driving to my chiropractor's appointment. Side note: I think he is a quack and is uber annoying. He thinks I actually care about all the workings in my back and spine. I would quit going completely but it feel so damn good to have your back cracked  Back to my story. I was stopped at a red light headed north and talking to Jeff on the phone. The turn light changed to green and the cars coming south bound who were turning started to go. Well guess what? There was a back up but the cars turning didn't seem to care. They just kept on coming. They blocked the whole intersection. My light then turns green and I can't go because these fuckers decided to run the red light. Well it pissed me off. So I did what any red blood person would do. I gunned it. Headed straight towards the car in front of me. Playing chicken with this lady if you will. It was move or get hit.

I won. She moved. After, Jeff and I were discussing who would have been at fault if I would have actually hit her. We decided it was probably going to be me, even though she DID run the light.

The second time was when I was leaving work. I was in my car with the car in reverse. There was a car stopped right behind my car in the drive path with 2 women standing there chatting and picking through a book of close. I give them a minute and then back our slowly, just a little bit- thinking maybe they didn't see my reverse lights. They both turned, looked at my car and then went back to picking through their clothes! Seriously? So again, I gunned it. In reverse. To let them know "Hey bitches, I am ready to leave!!!!"

I won. They moved.


Because of these incidents, I am going to end today's blog post with a clip of one of my all time favorite movies. If you have boobs, you probably already know whats coming!



http://youtu.be/57aoVRwRIjQ

I love Kathy Bates!